royale with cheese.

poprokks:

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thesickestjokes:

I asked my wife if I could give her a golden shower on Valentines Day.

She slapped me and called me a sick fuck.

That’s the last time I try and spruce up the bathroom.

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Bane visits the Super Bowl.

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